Searching for some common sense.
Cole Powers
It wasn’t a real bear
May 24th
I told Cole about having to share a bed with his Uncle Tommy. I may have gone a little overboard in my describing it like “sleeping in terror next to an angry grizzly waiting for the instant my eyes closed so that he could tear me from limb to limb and…”
Well, you get the idea. I guess I could have just said it was a snoring grizzly.
This could be a sign
May 24th
Every time we try to take a picture of Cole with his gifts from Uncle Tommy on, they come out blank or nearly blank. We think we may be experiencing the first technological plague — or (and more likely) — just the wrath of God.
Spin me right round
May 20th
We told Cole the story of the painted tepee….I guess he thought we were going to shave a California Highway Patrol emblem in the back of his head.
No worries.
Happy Birthday Uncle Tommy.
Who Knew?
May 18th
They make infant tasers. Only side effect so far seems to be he sprung a leak. I will keep you posted.
Mmmm Tasty
May 17th
Sometimes he gets his fingers mixed in with his cookies…like somebody else I know…
Today
May 17th
From the diary of Cole H. Powers, March 29, 2040
It was the hot summer of odd ’10 when I first found myself afraid of horses. I begged my mother to stop; to let me down. But she didn’t. It’s taken years of intense therapy, but I have gotten over my fear of horses…and dealt with my issues with my mother.
I don’t know what I would have done without dad.
Air Freshener
May 13th
His mom didn’t find it too funny, but stuffed Cole came with a baking soda holder (you can just pour it in the top of his head), so I filled him up and put him in the fridge.
The fridge never smelled so nice.
Fun Times
May 12th
Every so often we dress Cole in all red and put him in a Heinz box. Then, we take him to the grocery store and put him on the shelf.
I know I heard a lot of laughing so finding a new grocery store is worth it.
Some people need to lighten up.
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