Just throwing out some pushups while I wait for my bottle. American Gladiator is still on right?
That really stinks. What did I ever do to you?
You know…where I only meant to fart…but went too far? Yeah….I think I did that….
Yeah, I’m a baller. I hit the courts with Young Petey and the Digglers. I’m just stretching out the ol’ legs before I take this rock and shove it down your throat…this game IS over.
Why yes, thank you for such kind words, these are in fact new pajamas.
Mom, stop laughing, I think that guy over there is really getting jacked…what does SEPTA stand for? Shut my Eyes and Pray That I don’t get Attacked? Not cool.
Wow, I can’t believe how exciting this is…I am absolutely captivated. Thanks for showing me exactly where all that cable bill money goes…if I could turn around I would…
I ask for the keys to a new car for Christmas, and this is what you are giving me? Plastic keys that make music? You’ve got to be kidding me. I just thought of two new things I want for Christmas…
No worries. After 20 minutes, we were able to dislodge them both.
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