The Powers Report
Searching for some common sense.
Feel the burn
Dec 15th
Just throwing out some pushups while I wait for my bottle. American Gladiator is still on right?
I can jump bump like Andy Reid
Dec 14th
Andy — don’t break Desean — he’s just a lil’ guy. Did I just miss another touchdown?
What was the name of that?
Dec 8th
You know…where I only meant to fart…but went too far? Yeah….I think I did that….
Concrete Cole
Dec 7th
Yeah, I’m a baller. I hit the courts with Young Petey and the Digglers. I’m just stretching out the ol’ legs before I take this rock and shove it down your throat…this game IS over.
SEPTA?
Dec 6th
Mom, stop laughing, I think that guy over there is really getting jacked…what does SEPTA stand for? Shut my Eyes and Pray That I don’t get Attacked? Not cool.
Comcast 3D Holiday Show
Dec 6th
Wow, I can’t believe how exciting this is…I am absolutely captivated. Thanks for showing me exactly where all that cable bill money goes…if I could turn around I would…
What the?
Dec 3rd
I ask for the keys to a new car for Christmas, and this is what you are giving me? Plastic keys that make music? You’ve got to be kidding me. I just thought of two new things I want for Christmas…
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